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Happy Pride Month!
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Overheard in Judgement Square, that ground-zero intersection of sidewalk cafΓ©s where the cocktails are strong, and the boy-watching intense:
American 1: β¦looks like a really young, really hot Fred Gwynne.
American 2: Fred who?
American 1: Gwynne.
American 2: β¦
American 1: Herman Munster.
American 2: Herman Fucking Munster!? Are you crazy? Jesus Fucking Christ, Herman Munster. WTF?
American 1: No seriously, look at his mouthβ¦
American 2: β¦
American 1: β¦
American 2: Youβre right.
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Iβm feeling very triggered by these mannequinsβ¦
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There is only one barber in Sitges who speaks English, and though I can no longer patronize his establishment for reasons we wonβt go into, he had some good advice about Gay Week, or Gay life in Sitges, in general:
Barber: The boys come to Sitges, and the boys go, but before I have sex with anyone, I always ask one question.
Me: What?
Barber: How long have you been here?
Me: Why?
Barber: Because if they have been here longer than two days, they have already caught an STI and I refuse to sleep with them.
Me: Fair.
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I donβt know about you, but I find the names of Gay businesses a little too on the money sometimes, even lurid. Walking up Gay Street or down Gay Alley in Sitges, you will find:
TOP GAYπ QUEENZ π€© BEARS BAR π» INCOGNITO π₯Έ PARROTS π¦ ADDICTED π€ͺ LES GARΓONS π₯ *and* BOYS BAR π *and* MAN BAR π CoX π΅ PECADITO (βLittle Sinβ) π and last but not least BUKKAKE πΆβπ«οΈ
For whatever reason, that last one especially just seems to fall under Things That Should Remain Unspoken, however, since weβre being inappropriate, it also always reminds me of a hilarious and oft-overlooked scene from one of my favorite movies of all time, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971). Enjoy!
βMy dress! My hair! My face!β Truer words, my dear, truer wordsβ¦
In honor of Pride, if you would like to suggest a name for a Gay or LBTQIA2S establishment, please do so in the comments.
Teehee. Happy Pride Month! ππ³βπ
Going to have to put my thinking cap on for this...
And lol, yes, great scene from Wonka. What a film.
Happy Pride! I always thought itβd be cool to open a bespoke menβs underwear shop called JUNK DRAWER