I’m opening an imaginary reading room, I’ve decided, just a cozy little place, lots of wood beams, wingback chairs, and soft lamplight. Absolutely NO TALKING, except in the tearoom, which serves High Tea or Coffee all day, with an all-you-can-eat cheesesteak, clotted cream and scones bar. (Take heart: we have two defibrillators on-site, and imaginary staff are all trained in CPR.) Remember to say “Hi” to Hercule, our dedicated french fry guy, who is most definitely not me, having once accidentally served still frozen fries to guests during a short-lived stint in expedited cuisine at a Palmdale Wendy’s drive-thru.
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