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Those crowds sound like my worst nightmare. I’ve always wondered what it was like as I dated a literary agent for a couple of years and he seemed to love it. Thanks for going and describing it so I never have to!

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Sorry it turned out not to be a life-changing event, but sounds like it was neat to see ... once!

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Apr 1Liked by Mr. Troy Ford

Thanks for sharing your experience, Troy! I learned some stuff and have some things to look into further regarding self-publishing. Thanks for investigating this particular publishing circus for us!

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Thank you for attending this and for the great write-up, Troy. You've reminded me why I've retired from a job that involved going to similar events (and once, even the LBF). The sight of a lanyard these days makes me shudder.

And thanks for all the invaluable tips on self-publishing.

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Oh my. Sounds like a mix of overwhelming and underwhelming all at once! Blech. Buuuut, the information you’ve provided is much appreciated. So thank you for taking one for the team!

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Mar 31Liked by Mr. Troy Ford

Echoing Chloe's thoughts! Sounds like a clusterfuck 😆

Sorry you had to wade through all of that, but I do so appreciate all the information you gleaned and provided here. Very helpful stuff.

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Mar 30Liked by Mr. Troy Ford

Blimey. That really sounds like a clustrfuck and, honestly, I'm glad you went so that I never have to (🙏). That's a wealth of information, though, and I thank you for sharing it. I love the idea of writing a book, one day--and I shudder at the thought of publishing a book, one day. It seems like such a minefield. Makes me even more in awe of the people who manage it. Relieved that you got to meet the Gruffalo, at least ! 💜🧡💛

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I had the same experience as you last year - complete with the wandering around in circles feeling absolutely baffled! I went alone and only managed to get two stall holders to actually hold a conversation with me (I went with vague ideas of talking to agents as a ghostwriter, or to childrens book publishers about something I've written but not yet published, but they all fobbed me off), so it was pretty lonely. I walk with a cane so it was also very miserable due to the lack of seating. I had a media pass so I did manage to head up to the media room, where I was permitted to perch on a tiny, wobbly stool with no back support amongst a sea of cliquey film crews who ignored everyone else in the room completely. Wonderful! I left after lunch and vowed never again. I'm sure a lot of business must be getting done or they wouldn't bother holding it, but unless you like the look of a good number of the speakers, I don't really see the value for the average person.

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Mar 30Liked by Mr. Troy Ford

What a wealth of valuable info. Going to pore through some of this for Dylan’s memoir. Thank you for entering the mouth of the dragon for us. I’m glad you emerged intact!

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Mar 29Liked by Mr. Troy Ford

Woof. There’s a lot of stuff to digest here MTF. Thanks for providing such a thorough read out of the event, particularly around self-publishing. I have been circling for a while on this and I’m still not ready to land.

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ah, it is good to see you, troy!!

my gratitude to you for sticking it out and sharing all that you learned. very helpful indeed. & man, do i feel you on so, so, much of your experience. glad to have found you, friend.

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I could feel that agent exhaustion! I get it. Face to face seems like even more work. A marketplace. Ahh! But sounds like you learned a lot about self publishing trends 👌🏽😄

Hope you make it to Brighton!

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Mar 29Liked by Mr. Troy Ford

Thanks for taking the bullet for us, MTF!

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I haven't had the pleasure of seeing my book in a bookstore yet (maybe with the detective novel coming out this summer), but writers shouldn't be too hung up on physical stores. The vast majority of sales are online - which is why shops are disappearing - and among those Amazon gets the bulk. I know a few writers that "shoot wide" and use Ingram for their physical presence with variable results (one of my friends basically said f*** Ingram recently, he had too many issues with them). Also note that royalties on bookstore sales are pathetic, and that you often make more on an eBook than a paperback - especially now that the cost of paper has gone so much up that prices are ridiculous (if you read as much as I do, it's a budget! I often go digital for that reason). Also to be noted, my short story collection publisher used Draft2Digital that takes care of making the book available in a ton of formats including Kindle and Amazon paperbacks, and apparently bookshops can order too... And then there's the question of agents. That's a whole different bowl of spaghetti...

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